he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So vagazzling was a success
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