Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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