If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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