Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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