I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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