i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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