Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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