Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just had sex on a roof
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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