How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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