I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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