dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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