Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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