Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Randomize
