Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Randomize
