I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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