We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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