i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
