love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
