He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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