Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
why is half of my head shaved?
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