She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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