Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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