So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
