Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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