Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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