Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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