No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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