How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
