if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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