Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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