i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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