We won't sleep together?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
tell me about the fingering
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