You work out of a Hotel?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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