You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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