Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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