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About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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