I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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