I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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