Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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