I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
