I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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