I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I smell like Dick and happiness
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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