I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Randomize
