It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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