I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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