i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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