You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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