You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
