Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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