Duck Duck Cougar?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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