You're completely useless in the revolution.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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