So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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