Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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